Pet Peeves

Pet peeves. We all have them. Whether it is the way someone chews their food to how someone puts the toilet paper roll on. There is always something that drives us crazy. My biggest pet peeve is about toilet paper. There is nothing worse than someone using the rest of the tp and not putting a new roll on. I recently was staying at my sister's apartment. It has to be said that my sister is the biggest offender of this. But I shouldn't pick on her because she was constantly told not to squeeze the toothpaste in the middle of the tube by dipshit #2. This same stay she said to me that she enjoyed the fact that she could squeeze the tube wherever she wanted. All I can say to all of you out there is this, please, just get a new roll out. And don't just set it atop the empty roll. Take the time to change it. That would be my other pet peeve. Nobody likes to go to the bathroom at 2:00 in the morning to discover there is no paper, especially women. We are not like men, we can't drip dry.